Monday, January 19, 2009

.: the interrogation :.

9.45am earth time (ET).

Alieness is getting used with her new life and the acquaintance of the new thing in her life. The earthling cub also seems to fit pretty well in alieness' strict and full of discipline daily routine.

The cub has to go to school everyday, from 7.15am ET until 6.00pm ET. Deep inside, alieness pity the cub, but this is what they call a need, here on earth.

The cub has now recognizes letters, simple words and numbers. The cub also now manages to do the simple addition or subtraction - thanx to alieness' male-earthling-mate.

Now, the cubs has new hobby. The cub will recite everything that is written, on piece of papers, or even on signboards along the way to go and back from school. The cub will also interrogate anything that came across her tiny brain.

And that day came..

The cub asked alieness 'how do people makes babies?'. Deng! What should alieness tell the cub? After a pretty long-pause, alieness answered the cub 'babies grow, just like the plants grow!' haha. Then came the second question 'then, why babies grow in their mama's stomach, instead of on the ground, just like plant?'. Alieness started to panic. Then alieness smiled and simply answered 'i'll wait until you are big enough, then i will answer that. Dont forget to remind me,...'
Huhu..

10.00am ET.
Earthling's intelligence is alien's biggest fear!

2 comments:

OP Zaharin said...

earthling cub is so cute :)

Ayah said...

mak aku pulak bila sampai tahap situ dia jawab... 'sudah pi tidor, esok sekolah '